Website design and SEO for small businesses in London
Most websites are boring. Yours won’t be.
Bold, fast websites and properly serious SEO for small businesses. We write the words and make the pictures too, so you leave with a finished site — not a to-do list.
Website development and SEO, done properly — Sites Everyone Opens
Website development
A site with real personality that loads in a blink and is built for search from the first line of code. Copy and images included — you don’t have to write a word.
from £1,995
More about websites →SEO
Technical, content and local — peeled back a layer at a time, with a monthly report written in English rather than dashboard.
from £495 a month
More about SEO →Why most small business websites go unnoticed — Silence Equals Obscurity
The web is full of sites that look like each other, load like treacle and say nothing in particular. Nobody remembers them — and neither does Google.
A website is the one shopfront that’s open all night. It should be worth walking past.
What you get: a finished website, words and images included — Simple, Excellent Outcomes
Most agencies hand over a design and a list of things you still need to do. We hand over a website.
Designed and built
Fast and mobile-first. No templates, no drag-and-drop builders.
Words written
Every page, in your voice, aimed at the searches that matter.
Images made
Made for your site, not pulled from a stock library.
Search foundations laid
Structured data, sitemap, speed and metadata, done before launch.
A CMS you can use
Change a price or add a page without calling anyone.
Hosting handled
Hosting, updates and small edits looked after on a monthly care plan.
About the care plan →
How working with us works — Steady Effort Outperforms
A call
You talk about the business; we ask nosy questions about the website.
A plan and a price
A quote in writing before anything starts. You’re invoiced — no card details.
Build, or grow
A finished site, typically two weeks from the call, or SEO, month by month.
The proof: you’re looking at one of our websites — See Exhibit One
We designed, wrote and built this site — the words, the pictures and the code. Everything we’d do for you, we did here first.
- Lighthouse SEO score for this page
- 100
- Lighthouse accessibility score on a phone
- 100
- Google cookies set before you say yes
- 0
Measured with Google Lighthouse, September 2026.
How we work →Website and SEO questions, answered — Solve Every Obstacle
How much does a website cost?
Sites start from £1,995, and you get a quote in writing before anything begins. The price includes the copy and the images. Hosting and ongoing care are a separate monthly plan, so you always know what you’re paying for. Everything is on the pricing page.
How long does it take?
Typically two weeks from the call to a finished site, once we have what we need from you. SEO is monthly with a three-month minimum, because the first few months are groundwork rather than fireworks.
Do you guarantee rankings?
No. Nobody can, and anyone who says otherwise is guessing on your behalf. We guarantee the work, show you all of it, and explain what changed and why.
I already have a website. Can you fix it?
Usually, yes — either SEO on the site you have, or a rebuild that keeps every URL that’s earning you something. We’ll tell you honestly which one it needs. A free SEO audit is a good place to start.
What happens after the site launches?
You can keep us on a monthly care plan: hosting, updates and small edits. It’s priced with your website quote, by the size of the site and how much help you want.
Do you only work with businesses in London?
No. We work with small businesses in London and across the UK. Everything can happen over calls and email, so where you are makes no difference.
Why is it called She Eats Onions?
Say the initials. It’s also a promise that a website doesn’t have to be dull to be taken seriously.